Why?  Why is Tweety so slow to care and visit this island full of American citizens?  IT IS NOT HIS BASE!?

"The Distance Between Donald Trump and Puerto Rico"
By Amy Davidson Sorkin,  8:50 A.M.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson-sorkin/the-distance-between-donald-trump-and-puerto-rico?mbid=nl_Daily092717&CNDID=48850791&spMailingID=12020149&spUserID=MTgxMDcxMTg4NTE0S0&spJobID=1242357721&spReportId=MTI0MjM1NzcyMQS2

"How far away is Puerto Rico, from President Donald Trump’s perspective? “This is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean. And it’s a big ocean, it’s a very big ocean,” he said, on Tuesday morning, before a meeting with House members. Puerto Rico is, indeed, an island, but it is also an American island, inhabited by three and a half million United States citizens who are in immediate danger, owing to the havoc wrought by Hurricane Maria. The storm made landfall on the commonwealth more than a week ago as a Category 4 hurricane and swept it from end to end, destroying fields of crops and ripping the façades off of apartment buildings. Relief workers have still not been able to reach some towns in the interior. Trump announced that he would visit Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands, which were also hard hit, next Tuesday, which he said was the soonest practical date. "

What a response!?  The "soonest practical date" is next Tuesday.  What if it were war Tweety?  When would you show up for your war?  The next practical date?