Please President elect, go to your podium with a few jokes in hand.

Here's a joke to start - Hillary emails in a shit bag from Comey.  lol

We need you to take a leadership role to calm YOUR America, all 340,000,000 of the people you now lead, including blacks, immigrants, Mexican, Latinos, women, small children (just kidding! lol) and anyone else you disrespected in the toxic run for election.

The election is over.  You won.  Good for you.

Now, Mr. Apprentice, to truly make America great, to succeed in your new job, you need to help all of us calm down.  You must address BOTH SIDEs, 1) those afraid of you, and 2) those gloating over "their" win, actually YOUR win (yes I know, "us" is what you said), you need to man up to the STATESMAN role.  Bring peace to your country!